January 2012
Ignorant people piss me the fuck off.
I need to start up kickboxing so I can get my rage out right now.
Anonymous asked: how did you do in high school?
People are ignorant little fucks.
Do your research before trying to speak, assholes.
I see the glass half full… but of poison.
– Woody Allen (via thewilliambeckett)
Defending Joe Pa against ignorant people who (I...
RIP Joe Pa. You didn’t deserve it.
Imagine if Kingsley was a Teacher....
abeautifuldestruxion:
thynguyennnn:
workingfortheweeknd:
liesfortheliving:
When a kid goes to the toilet:
When they get a question wrong:
Not doing their homework:
When someone talks over him:
When they come to class late:
Him on playground duty:
when the class is too noisy:
CREDIT TO MAYBEMANDY
YESSS
I wouldn’t mind going to school.
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Tennessee is trying to pass a bill that makes it... →
yelyahwilliams:
magicalboobs:
crazedlunatic:
They need 1900 more signatures!
Signed!
Embarrassed for my homestate. Embarrassed for religion.
When someone thinks I'm cute and innocent. →
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS FUCKING SHIT OUT.
OVID'S METAMORPHOSES (so far) IS THE GREATEST...
acval:
moreso than extremely loud and incredibly close Moreso than Lysistrata Moreso that anythingGabriel Garcia Marquez
I’LL LET YOU KNOW IF I STILL THINK THESE BLASPHEMOUS THINGS AFTER I AM DONE
YES. IT. IS.
I FUCKING LOVE METAMORPHOSES.
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Cheating in relationships.
abeautifuldestruxion:
If you have the balls to cheat, then you better have the balls to take responsibility for it.
Senior Write Up
abeautifuldestruxion:
What I want to write: Thank god I am outta here. I hated this high school. I hate everyone in it, except for my friends. Seeing the rest of you everyday made me lose brain cells. Everything was terrible. I am so glad I’m leaving. I hope I never see any of you guys again. What I have to write: OOoooomg. I can’t believe we’re graduating. I’m gonna miss everyone. High school...